versaceslut:

this changed my life

versaceslut:

this changed my life

(via falloutbooob)


person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

bunsen:

that moment when someone’s texting u and they delete what they were typing and u feel like they’re playing with ur feelings

(via pornstarwars)


(via falloutbooob)


(via falloutbooob)


I’ve always pretended to improv. Sneaking in a joke like I’ve stumbled on it, coming up with good comebacks for things that haven’t even happened… My whole life i’ve done that.

(via chrispraht)



highlyglamorous:

I just want people to come cuddle and watch animated movies with me while we make bracelets and eat cupcakes!

(via crystallized-teardrops)




littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via blueberry-catmuffin)


Only a bad musician blames their instument
My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)

(via blueberry-catmuffin)