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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

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twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

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zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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vinegod:

#PokemonPranks with Friends! by Thomas Sanders


ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

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dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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